And he was all like BOOM!
Hey!
Listen up. Everybody! Stop talking!
Look. I just wanna thank everybody for training so hard.
You're doing a real good job.
And I think we are in great shape for the dodge ball tournament tomorrow.
I'll say, as long as Mordecai keeps throwing them fierce!
Oh nah.
Yeah man. That spin move you were doing was crazy.
Oh yeah? The Tornado?
Yeah! The Tornado! Where did you learn that?
You were like... !
Ha-ha. It is crazy cast!
When one of those Tornadoes flew by me head. And it was all like...
It's true!
Alright everybody. Just simmer down now!
We've all been playing great. Alright?
But if I had to be totally honest here.
I think we can all stand to learn a little something from this guy right here...
I think you are better than all of these guys here!
Ha-ha. Thanks. Man.
Hey! Take it easy on those wings, Benson
You might still have a concussion from practice.
Oh... You're right... You're right...
But you know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and say。
I think we have a really good shot of winning the tournament this year.
Sure we haven't won this thing for ten years.
But this is our year!
Benson's Ballerz are gonna win this! Who's with me?
I'm sorry, did you just say "yeah"?
Alright then. Let's do this!
Alright dude. Figure out how to throw the right way this time?
I got this!
RIGNADO!
Uh... still needs work.
Rigby. No-no. No Tornado!
Hey! A little help!
Hey! CJ! Come on!
You're out!
Dude. What's your deal?!
CJ is here...
Are you guys gonna make out and run away from each other again?
Dude. Quit it.
I haven't seen her since we kissed on New Year's eve.
And I felt weird around her.
Like she so hates me for the whole movie mixes up with Margret.
Then just go talk to her about it.
No! Uhh... Man... I'm not gonna be able to focus with her here.
What if she distracts me and I mess up?
Dude! Whatever. Her team is new.
You'll probably get eliminated in like two second!
Yeah... I guess I'll just try to avoid her.
Come on! You two! The game is about to start.
Benson's Ballerz need their star player.
Alright. Dodge Ballers. If you get hit. Cross the center line.
Or the opposing team get your ball. You're out!
First place goes to the last team standing.
On your mark. Get set. Dodge ball!
Coffee!
Bad show.
We don't stand a chance to get these guys.
- They are using magic! - You're right.
Why not behind Skips?
Skips, you gotta catch these!
We got your back!
Finish this Mordecai.
And I was like... No. it's cause we want that huge trophy.
Nooo!
Well Benson. Looks like your star player just burns out. Ssss...
Hey. I caught it!
No.
Nooo!
Noooooooooooooooo!
Well, let's get this over with.
You're out!
Noooooooooooooooo!
I am sorry I doubted you, man!
Mordecai, what happened out there?
It's girl that hates Mordecai here, it's messing up his game.
Ah, Mordecai.
Why don't you say so?
It's complicated, okay?
Hey, we're playing the girls in the final game?
The Thunder Girls.
What?!
We're playing CJ's team?
Aw... man! I can't do this, I can't do this!
Hey, hey! The only thing we can't do is lose! We've already beaten the Magical Elements!
We've come too far to back down now.
TOO FAR!!!
On your mark!
Get set!
Dodge ball!
Oh, nice!
Oh no, bro.
In your fa...
We're trapping like flies!
They're crushing us!
What is he doing?!
I can't take this!
Finish her, Mordecai! Finish her so we can win this!
F-I-N-I-S-H H-E-E-E-R!
F-I-N-I-S-H H-I-M!
What is this place?
Mordecai and CJ, you have been summoned before the I.D.C.
The what?
The Intergalactic Dodge Ball Council, duh!
The reason that you're here is because you've reached a infinite standoff.
And we believe that you're not able to knock each other out,
because you're avoiding your history together.
What?
I am not avoiding our history together.
I mean... like...
Yeah, we don't even have a history together. Well, you know what I mean, right?
Oh, yeah. We don't even have a history, together.
You're dodging the facts!
Yes! Why are you dodging?
Why not ask them to view the replay of their history together?
Ah... gross, how old are you?
But it's true!
I can't believe this! Are you just playing? This is a game to you?!
Oh... that history.
We can... still make the best of this.
Alright, look.
Every time I see CJ, I mess up.
I didn't mean to lead her on with the date, or the kiss. But I did.
And I understand why she is mad at me.
Wait... I am not mad at you Mordecai.
I was just embarrassed because the way I took off after we kissed.
I honestly thought you were mad at me!
Really?
I am definitely not mad at you.
Man, sometimes I feel so dumb about this kind of stuff.
Yep, me too.
Well... do you wanna start over? As friends?
Yeah! I'd love to! You know, like, as friends.
But what about the kiss?! The kiss! Come on! Did that don't mean anything?!
If I had known who he was... then I...
Yeah, I would have never... you know.
Oh no! Totally! Never!
All in favor of Mordecai and CJ resuming the play.
Fine! But you still have to try to get each other out!
For the matter is settled, you're free to resume the play.
F-I-N-I-S-H H-E-R!
F-I-N-I-S-H H-I-M!
You go.
No, you go.
Okay.
The Thunder Girls win!
Thunder Girls! Thunder Girls!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This was the Ballerz's year! The Ballerz's year!
Hey, good game.
You too.
Err... I am glad we are friends.
Yeah, I am glad too.
I am glad that I whoped your butt!
Yeah, that was pretty good. Pretty good.
There's always a next year, Benson.
I need a wing real bad.
Alright, Rigby. Would you rather... Comb your hair with a hot dog or have feet for hands?
Feet for hands!
feet for hands! Run twice as fast.
- But how would you play video games? - Feet for hands!
Your turn, Mordecai.
Would you rather live on a houseboat made of garbage or eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?
Portable toilet.
You'd really do that?
Over a garbage houseboat, obviously.
It'd smell bad, and then the water would make it smell more.
And then you've just got a big pile of wet garbage.
So, you're saying you would eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?
Yes.
Just so happens I've got my sandwich right here.
And what's that over there?
Oh, time to put your sandwich where your mouth is!
You can't be serious.
What a coincidence. My sandwich is chicken, too.
She's got you there, Mordecai.
Are you daring me?
'Cause if you're gonna dare me, just dare me.
'All right. I dare you.
So we're just changing games now.
Fine, then.
Wait!
How will we know if you actually do it?
Right. It's not a legitimate dare without a credible witness.
Fine. I'll be the incredible witness.
So, were you planning that the whole time, or...
Nah. It was more of an impulse.
Huh. I got to say, this is pretty classy.
I guess if I needed to go outside, I'd do it here.
So, you're really going through with this?
I can just vouch for you, you know. It's not big deal.
I'm a man of my word.
So, C.J. And eileen seem to be getting along.
Yeah, I guess.
"Boy, we have so much in common."
"Would you rather... awkwardly kiss Mordecai on new year's eve,
Or dare him to eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?"
Oh, wow! Both?!"
You're done.
Easy-peasy, no big deasy!
Great. Let's get out of here.
It's stuck.
Dude, that's not funny.
Why would I joke about this?! You know how I am with small spaces!
Come on, dude.
Try and calm down.
Okay. I'm trying.
Calm...
Good. C.J. And eileen are right out there. They'll come and get us any minutes, right?
Uh, Rigby?
Rigby?!
We're gonna starve before they find us!
Why'd you eat the whole sandwich?! You should have saved some just in case!
Dude, that makes no sense!
You makes no sense!
Help! I'm trapped in here with a crazy person!
I think the character I love to hate the most...
is king harry.
He's such a pill.
Hey, guys, how's it going in there?
Well, things are going fine.
The sandwich is done.
But, uh, now it's kind of...
The door is stuck!
Get us out of here!
Oh, that's terrible.
Do you need some ... oh, what is the word I'm looking for?
It's on the tip of my tongue.
"Help"?
Oh, yeah... Help or something?
Could you please help us?
I guess we could try.
Oh. It really is stuck.
I knew I should have brought my keysmith multi-tool today.
Never doubt your gut, Eileen.
There's some tools in the garage.
All right. Hold tight.
Don't run out of oxygen in there.
I get that you're joking, but actually, portable toilets are quite well-ventilated.
This thing is brand-new.
How did the handle get stuck like... wha...
Oh! What is this stuff?
That's meatball gravy.
How did meatball gravy get on the doorknob, Rigby?
I was eating meatballs!
You're not supposed to eat meatballs with your hands, dude.
Hands are nature's forks!
Try the window or something.
I can't even get my fingers through the holes.
They're like tiny prison bars.
All right. Option 2 ... let's ram the door.
So, what are you doing tonight?
I got to house-sit my cousin's dog.
What about you?
That on-target 1.2 combination model's been singing my name all week.
Oh. They finally installed that new outhouse?
Show some respect, bro. It's called "portable toilet".
Okay. Well, that sounds that sounds like fun. Have a good weekend.
I will, bro. I will.
I'm yours now, baby.
What?! No! This is not okay.
Yeah. It's muscle man. We got a code 67 over here.
Make sure she gets a good home!
She will! Decommissioned units get sent to the military for target practice.
That's so honorable!
Alright...
First, we will test the...
Eileen! Uh... Second girl.
This is not awkward.
Okay...
I said it's not awkward!
Listen, ladies, I know this model was voted throne of the year by flush twice quarterly
But you're gonna have to wait your turn.
Mordecai and Rigby were locked in here.
Do you know where they went?
Uh... Okay. Yep.
Well... This is awkward.
Hello?
Where are you guys?
Let me check.
Try and sit tight. Muscle man is dealing with it.
He says he knows a guy.
Weak. I got the automated system.
For toilet replacement, press "1."
No! Undo replacement.
You have selected toilet replacement.
No!
This is your second replacement today.
Put me through to the military!
Thank you for calling on-target. Goodbye.
It didn't work
Where are you now?
It looks like the moon ...
a horrifying moon of death!
Do you know where that is?
What?
Hold on a second.
Wha? What's happening?
Are you guys all right?
think we're landing.
It looks like...
A state fair.
What? No, dude! It's a military base!
How should I know? I've never been to a military base.
You've never been to a state fair, either.
Uh-oh. Okay, ladies.
Now, don't go wacko on me,
but sometimes, the military uses decommissioned toilets for target practice.
What?!
Yes.
Agreed.
Will do, sir.
Begin test phase of the f-29 disintegrator laser system.
Permission to speak freely, sir?
No.
Permission to speak freely, sir?
Granted.
Sir, why do we test the satellite laser on portable toilets, Sir?
Why do we test on portable toilets?!
We need to be able to stop the enemies at a moment's notice.
Enemies and portable toilets have two things in common ...
They're both soulless and they're about the same size.
Can never be too safe, Sir.
You better believe it.
Now, I do not feel like being intimidated today,
so let's put some taxpayer money to good use.
Begin laser sequence!
3... 2... 1.
Let's drop a laser-guided number 2 on this turd bucket.
Hurry up and help us!
You guys got to come quick! We're gonna die out ...
We lost them!
I'll try and flag them down!
What's wrong?
My signals aren't working!
No!
Now what do we do?
This is terrible!
Try and keep calm.
Keep calm?!
Finally things stop being weird with Mordecai, and now he's gonna get killed,
and it's all because of some stupid dare which wasn't even clever.
C.J.!
Do you trust me?
Yeah.
Would you rather
let Mordecai and Rigby get killed
or jump into that portable toilet and rescue them?
That's easy.
I've been trying to open this for so long, I can't feel my arms.
Thank you, Mordecai!
Hey, you didn't have to close the door.
Don't put this on me, man! I'm not the one who flirts by taking toilet dares!
Quiet!
Continue testing.
Oh, no.
Uh, permission to speak freely, sir?
No.
Permission to speak freely, sir?
Granted.
Didn't the president say to limit testing because each blast costs $3 billion?
The president's not my father!
I'll blow up as many toilets as I like!
Now continue testing!
How much time do we have?
Uh... None!
They got to be here somewhere. Come on!
We need to split up.
Mordecai! Rigby!
Thanks, lady!
Any luck?
no.
We're right here!
It's still stuck!
Get the tools.
Initiate humongous explosion cycle.
We have to do it together!
On my mark.
3... 2... 1...
Run!
What were you kids thinking?!
You're lucky we saw your heat signatures so we could distinguish you from the debris.
Sir, the president's on the line.
Hello?
Thanks for getting us out of there, guys.
Couldn't have done it without you.
Yeah. You guys were hitting that door pretty hard.
C.J. Jumped into a moving helicopter.
Wow. Really?
Well, you know, more like a portable toilet being carried by a helicopter.
Ain't no biggie.
We'rnot the ones getting stuck in portable toilets.
Whatever. It was your bet.
Hey, Eileen,
would you rather sit here and be boring
or go play with that space laser?
Space laser!
Hey, could we try this thing out?
Well, I don't see why not.
Wow. C.J.'s pretty cool.